Moving back east from serving the last five seasons as head coach of the Palo Alto Nitrogen Clippers, Julian Delphiki brings his experience and success to the FALLOUT for the 2003 season. Delphiki and his Clippers won three Bay Area Armageddon FFL Championships in those five seasons, and finished second and fourth the other two years. Delphiki began his head coaching career eight years ago while working in the shipyards of NYC.

Brought onboard as Chief of Security for the FALLOUT and Ground Zero Stadium, Sarg (that's right, NO "e") has also been appointed to that same position for the entire Oberon Mt. Fantasy Football League. In that post, Sarg will be handling follow-up contacts when owners fall behind in their required payments. During game days, rowdy fans will have to answer to Sarg and his crew -- all a part of maintaining a family atmosphere at Ground Zero. An impressive physical specimen, Sarg has been called "one of the sweetest guys I know" by Andrea Patterson, owner of Patterson's Specialty Shirts of San Antonio, exclusive supplier of all Sarg's (obviously) special orders.
Sarg considers himself a "private contractor". He was recently a member of the government's initial team of investigators checking into the Enron troubles, and was instrumental in convincing Saddam Hussein to agree to let UN weapons inspectors back into Iraq.

FALLOUT fans will be led in their jumping and shouting this season by Petra and her group of twenty beautiful cheerleaders, clad not in the usual skimpy outfits that you normally see at fantasy league parks, but in "uniforms" matching the FALLOUT theme. Don't worry, though. Big, bulky Rad suits are not on Petra's menu.
Born an orphan on the back streets of Los Angeles in 1977, Petra used her wit and guile to get herself out of the sewers and into school, finally graduating from the University of Southern California with a Bachelor of Arts, Dance and Entertainment degree in 1999. She brings a combination of street-smarts and little girl sweetness to the squad, and doesn't go anywhere without her gritty determination and her stuffed tiger Leo.

Due to heightened security guidelines, the following policies will be followed:

Geiger counters are strictly prohibited!

Warm clothing can be worn to the stadium. Those wearing down parkas to early season games should be prepared for a pat-down search. Small pocketbooks, camera bags, and backpacks are allowed, but will be searched both visually, as well as with radiation detectors.

Delicious quisine will be available at the concession stands. This symbol guarantees that our menu items have been made safe with radiation. We especially urge you to try our world-famous irradiated hamburgers.
Cameras are not only allowed, they are encouraged to allow you to document the glorious victories of the FALLOUT. The taking of embarrassing photos of the down-trodden losers as they leave the fields after being utterly destroyed by the FALLOUT is left to your own conscience - however, especially good ones may be subbmitted to our website for immediate posting!

Ground Zero Stadium is a state-of-the-art fantasy football facility, offering just about any luxury feature a fan could desire. There are more than enough restrooms for both men and women. Signs such as these will point you in the right direction.

Worries? Ground Zero stadium is one of the safest of all the fantasy stadia in the United States. We urge our fans not to be concerned if they observe stadium personell wearing protective rad suits. In most cases, these suits are worn only to enhance the atmosphere created by the names FALLOUT and Ground Zero stadium. For example, the photo on the right was released to the media by the team as work progressed on the construction of Ground Zero stadium. Rather good promotional impact, wouldn't you agree?
In that same vein, souvenir stands at Ground Zero stadium will have serveral styles of Rad Suits available for purchase. At left you can see a photo of stadium employees modeling the suits that will be available for purchase, along with what we think will be a VERY popular item with the kids, our aluminum FALLOUT logo lunchbox!

Disclaimer

Of course, there a just a couple of things fans should be aware of . . .